Three women were sitting around chatting about their se x lives. Carly said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Laura giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft."
Karen quietly sipped her wine until Laura finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Karen thought about it and said, "The postman" Looking confused Carly asked,"Why the postman?"
"Because... he always delivers late and half the time it's in the wrong box."
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When you go to church and hear "Jesus loves you" that is a good thing
If you are in a Mexican prison and hear "Jesus loves you", you better not drop your soap.
comment by Roadrunner (U6734)
posted on 13/10/12
He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards......forwards then backwards......back and forth.........back and forth........in and out.........in and out.
Her heart was now pounding faster, her face flushed as she moaned, softly at first........then she began to groan louder! Finally.....totally exhausted she let out an almighty scream!!!
"Ok, Ok! I can't park the ****kin car! You do it you smug ba**ard!!"
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