Share your own rants. Random of course.
I don't like Stoke. I think they are ugly and should be in League 2.
Valencia dived vs Liverpool and the ten men should have taken at least a point.
Why does Ivanovic get away with so many dives? Not just attacking but when under pressure from a striker?
Why do certain teams continue with the Suarez chants when he then scores against them and makes them look stupid? Norwich and Newcastle to name two.
Why do fans continue to berate Suarez when they have serial divers and players that have done a lot worse than the genius Uruguay man?
Why do Spurs sing the 'marching in' song so slow? It does my head in. Pathetic.
"You know what you are"? What is he? Brilliant? Yes.
Why do Everton think its an acheivement to be above a transional Liverpool team? If a Liverpool manager went ten years without a trophy then he'd be sacked. Teflon coated Moyes.
Why has Rooney gotten away with a dive against Braga? Nani, Valencia, Young, Rooney and Wellbeck have all dived more than once and we are berated by their fans? Has anyone ever mentioned that Manchester United are hypocrites?
Why did Liverpool play with no striker last night? Morgan was on the right, Cole left, and Shelvey and Henderson with Coady behind. Then a back five. No striker.
However, I am fully behind Rodgers but we as a club, manager and squad need to be smarter and show even more desire for the cause.
I'm not keen on fans of Newcastle, Stoke, United, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, Everton and Norwich.
Liverpool fan's perspective. Friday Fun.
posted on 9/11/12
Women in supermarkets that just stop in mid walk in the middle of the isle
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Women also need their own ATMs, somewhere miles away from civilized society, where they won't bother menfolk with their half-hour long cash withdrawal sagas.
Walk up to ATM.
Fish around in bag for purse.
Put card in.
Put card in the right way.
Get PIN code wrong twice.
Select the wrong transaction, press cancel and start again.
Select the wrong transaction again, press cancel and start again.
Take out the correct amount, before immediately remembering you need more.
Start process again.
Eventually get the correct amount, but stand in front of the ATM for another 30 seconds, just in case your bank details suddenly pop up onscreen, or in case it starts spitting your money out.
Finally, start moving hesitantly away from the ATM, not forgetting to glare at that bloke behind you in the queue, who's probably a rapist and was definitely looking over your shoulder at your pin from 13 feet behind you - hopefully he only saw one of your two incorrect entries.
Honest to goodness, if it takes you longer than 40 seconds to withdraw money, the ATM should eat your card whilst messages of derision appear onscreen.
posted on 9/11/12
My landline number is ex-directory, so why do I get numerous unwanted phone calls every day. I have a secret code for mates calling me. If I am having a boring day, I sometimes pick up the phone but say nothing. They always hang up.
posted on 9/11/12
Not 60 quid less toor, because 31 per cent of it goes to tax and NI, I also stated that wages should not drop proportionally, over the last 10 years wages have gone up less than 25 per cent of inflation, making the average family 6k worse off than they were in 2000,
Also cafes etc would do better, people would have more time to partake in leisure activities, and due to the reduced strain on the government (and then taxes) and the increased economy people would be able to better afford a drink at a cafe.
And the people who were then forced into a job and don't turn up would pay, because they would not be paid dole and they would not be paid for missing work! Let the lazy starve to death I reckon.
posted on 9/11/12
Fun size mars bars!!
What's fun about a mars bar that small? Surely fun would be 8Ft long or something!!!
posted on 9/11/12
@comment by Half a Big Bite
posted on 9/11/12
20% of 60 is 15. So it's 45 less and over a month it's 180 if you want to take off taxes.
Cafes, public transport etc get less as there's less need and people have less money as they're working only four days. You have to think of the knock on effect.
posted on 9/11/12
20% of 60 is 15.
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No it isn't, its 12.
posted on 9/11/12
Oh just shut up TOOR.
Must be the most boring person I've ever come across at times. The Martin Price of JA606.
posted on 9/11/12
Hey... Hey... HEY!
*Taps the article headline*
Some of you guys don't appear to be having Friday fun.
posted on 9/11/12
Here is some fun:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-20258433
Kind of ironic that the bitters spent years making up rumours about Fowler and taunting him for it, when it is there own boy wonder who gets done.