Balotelli

The crazy thing is that most of that is true and not just tabloid rubbish. Mental Mario you have to see it to believe it.

"His mum sent him to purchase cleaning products including an iron, sometime later mario returned with a van behind him and unloaded a giant trampoline and 2 Vespa scooters but no cleaning products what so ever"

Who wouldn't??????

First class mentalist

Its not just the opposite most of it is false. Didn't you see his interview with Noel Gallagher?? He denied like 90% of them sadly.

Proper nutter though he is funny. Wouldn't want him near my club but good to laugh at!

The league always needs a barking mad nutter or two.

At uni when our house had reached obscene levels of stinkiness, me and my housemates all pitched in to buy cleaning products and then nominated a housemate to go purchase said items.

He returned two hours later with a Scream mask, ping pong balls and a half full box of beer.

not to be a but half them things are untrue, he said himself