Joey Barton

wasnt in Calais was it?

Of all the place we could have gone, we went Calais!

We stayed in a house owned by 2 elderly expats, how unimaginitive!

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So how many fat french kids did you push into the moat? go on RAP be honest!

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The place we stayed at was so big they had their own Tennis court, Mini golf and ........ Boules!

I was just chasing the girls around ... didnt touch the wine till later in life.

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This should be on your gravestone

RAP > Andy Carroll

I used to go to France every year on holiday with the family to the south west. I loved it and the food and the ladies.

I managed restaurants in my early career and used to have run ins with all the French waiters. Cocky, arrogant, rude

I loved it when I went to France. First I stayed in a hostel in La Rochelle and then stayed in a four star hotel in Paris. I saw the Scotland and Brazil game in 98, Disneyland and some crazy space place, the name escapes me. The food was amazing too. The restaurants beautiful and the girls mad.