Where is RedIndian now?

Hi guys, just got home from a hard days work and see that India have collapsed. The only thing that surprises me about that is that according to Indian fans yesterday, this wicket had turned into a batting paradise, hence the reason all our players smashed the ball all over Birmingham. It appears those 2 muppets were wrong?
It's our time - 4:0 and this opposition are so bad, that I hope England can stay focused, because to be honest, it might not be easy for them playing against these cry baby little girls.
I do not applaud Dhoni yesterday. The way sharma was behaving on the boundary was pathetic, and the idiot who whipped off the bails for the so called run out needs to be ashamed of himself.

There`s 2 test left to play... Don`t count your chickens just yet...

I counted my chickens 5 months ago mate. Do I need to have a rethink about anything? Don't bother answering that 4:0 These Indians hate it when a team gets at them, and we will not be taking our foot off the gas until we whitewash them. We outclass them in every single department on the park. It has to be 4:0

Goodbye Tendulkar. We let him get his 50 by using Swann and King Kev but now the big boys have returned and sent him packing immediately. Winning with a lot of style these days

Singh gone. Bresnan has a fivefer. India are 129-8. Its gonna end today WOOHOO WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS

Great captaincy by Strauss, putting all his men around the boundary, and getting andersen to bowl 2 bouncers and then a fast swinging yorker which knocks Kumars stumps all over the place. 9 down and these 2 clowns need to score a little over 320 to level the series.

the supposed no 1 side in test cricket

couldn't even score 300+ runs

where's sachin? when's he gona get his 100th ton?

India bowled out for 158. They can not bat, they can not bowl, they can not field. They are slow, lazy, under prepared, weak, unmilitary, petulant, sulky and totally out of their depth in England, as they were last time but this time the rain is not going to save them.
I am actually embarrassed over how bad they really are.Their fans are deluded and make me sick. They can not offer praise and yet their team is getting slaughtered. The funny thing is you did not have to be Einstein to realize that this was going to happen by the middle of last year. We have no weaknesses, we will not let up and we will whitewash this team. Why? Well basically because India are cr'ap.
I look forward to our next series because this one is a non event, and a boxing referee would have stopped this and put India back on the plane already. It's our time.

where's sachin? when's he gona get his 100th ton?

The minute he returns to playing on a strip where the ball does not deviate 1mm from centre

lol Sandsend. Did you see him batting yesterday?. England bowled with Swann and Kev Pietersen against him, and we know what type of bowlers were doing the damage. I think we were being nice to him, until we put on the quicks again, and removed him immediately As you say, Tendulkar is not great this year in England and we have the beating of him, every time.