Summer

Mungo Jerry - In The Summertime

Alderwiereld, Schneiderlin, Gotze, Ben Arfa, Jovetic.

That is realistic.

Laudrup, Keown, Bergkamp, Vieira

Really??? You want start this conversation in March???

This is what the season has come to...

Ogbonna/Abdennour, Gustavo (quite unrealistic), Ben Arfa and Jovetic.

Simon Mignolet, Adil Rami, Claudio Yacob and Radamel Falcao will do nicely.

Claudio Yacob? You been injecting yourself with that heroin again, Bloscar?

We don't need another midgit in midfield ffs, especially one who's average.

Rami is a good shout though.

Yacob's a proper DM, a master of the dark arts who breaks up opposition attacks by committing those clever little fouls, a player like him wins you so many points over the course of a season. Mark van Bommel was the best at it. Too many think of a big, black, powerful midfielder such as Wanyama or Diame when they think of a DM, but these are actually box-to-box players, and not the type of players we need most.

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