Thought everyone might want a look

McShane now owns a Pub in Mexborough.

Looks like McShane might not be an option then. MILF's a plonker sometimes with his ideas.

Ruth Madoc has just turned 70, so probably is no longer fit enough to play 46 games at centre-half. Maybe a sub to bring into the action late on in games and to help advise the youngsters.

Su Pollard is a Nottingham legend of course, right up there with Torvill and Dean. I don't know what she's like at football - I always found her a bit irritating. Maybe with her chalet maid experience she could muck out the changing rooms.

And Simon Cadell's dead.

Makes you think.

I'd also have Helgusson off Cardiff if they don't want him in the Prem. More effective than Dex and Henderson.

Simon Cadell could probably score as many goals as Simon Cox though.

Paul McShane used to live on the next street to me In Gravesend until he became famous. Low and behold I move up to Sth Yorks and Paul McShane follows me, Wish he'd stop stalking me.

McGugan can go.

Camp will probably come back to us.

Su Pollard wouldn't go to Derby. She's a true Red. Main Stand season ticket holder. sits in B block near SBD

Vidal:
Mexborough - entertainment capital of the world
Saxon, Brian Blessed, Paul 'twinkle toes' McShane...need I go on?

I would like us to go after Vicente from Brighton instead of renewing Reid

At a quick glance; I like David Forde. Would be a good signing in my opinion.
(Let's hope this works in a similar way to the "commentator's curse" tomorrow.)

Matt Phillips would be my pick, although he might end up in the Prem.

(Chris Cohen on the list but he signed a contract a while back didn't he)