nominees for worst actor.................

Piff, my mum would go.mental if I swore. Non of my siblings dare to swear in front of her

Rab Corbett is good for prank calls.

juke

Barry mine is 5ft nothing, massive hands with thumbs that can crush an unopened can of beans, genetically built to cause pain

My siblings all passed on unfortunately leaving the sole recipient of her skills

As you said, there is nothing I would change, not a head thumping minute

Jukey, I was terrified for weeks afterwards. I was waiting for him to come knocking. I was more scared of my folks reaction to be honest. I don't know what came over me but I remember just thumping his chin as hard as I could then we both l legged it!

Anyway I'm off. Later lads.

Night blue. I'm offski too, got a busy day ahead of me tomorrow so should've been in my bed hours ago but like a dram too much

Piff, my mum is tiny she is actually an inch or two under 5ft and she ruled the roost, my Da is still afraid of her having said that she has a great sense of humour and would mock the priests and our neighbours but she always stuck by her beliefs between right and wrong.


I'm away gnight lads

Blue be lucky

Juke and Barry, thanks for the banter, stay safe