working away.

My mums a classy lady.. Just don't feed her wine

My mate was trying to pump her for a couple years til I belted him one night for it, had had enough at that point

some mate.

There was a big dirty looking thing strutting about, àrse almost hanging out her skirt was that short. Must have been in her 40s as well

All the time

I find I get peace to read watch TV and sit around naked having the occasional without the danger of getting caught

That's alright she's in her 50's now

That must've been one of the few women around here that shaves her legs that you saw gus

Seen a few decent birds up here. Might just be my low standards though

Think I'll be up next weekend again juke if you fancy a beers?

I need no invitation to drink

Have you been watching Come Dine With Me this week?

It's from Inverness

My mate from school is in it, used to play football with him in the street league n'all.

All they've said so far is I hope there's drink, and then got absolutely pashed and talked about filth. He's said most of the stuff has been edited out of the show

Gus have 5

I've not seen it but I'll try and get it on catch up. come dine with me is tv gold as well

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Aye it's pretty funny mate.

First night in my mate's talking about washing his balls in the shower

And that was before the starter had even been served..

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