Joe Fecking Kinnear

Get the swear box out. Might be enough for a new signing by the end of August.

From the BBC website.

People were trying to implicate me when the club went down. That was a load of rubbish. I've never been a manager of a club that's been relegated [Luton were relegated while he was in charge in 2001]."

Yohan Kebab.

Jonas Goatee-Hairs.

Ahhh the Newcastle United rollercoaster of doom goes on. You know the really odd thing about all this is last week I'd have quite happily seen Pards buy a villa in Croydon and bog off to pastures new. This morning I'm thinking good god the fat man is replacing wor Alan with this stupid bloated old cockney baffoon.

What will the fat man think of next? Does he hate Newcastle United as much as he appears too?

I really do despair for the season ahead.

Don't get your issue with him Andy Carabt

To be fair Pride, I just read that thing on the BBC, and he seems like a right

So, Jo 'Kinnel is back at Newcastle.

Looks like he's been busy eating kebabs while away.

Jay Jay Hopscotcha

Joe Kinnear is OK, it is that plank Pardew you should be more worried about.