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If they've been smoking something...

at the Emirates, then they must have some better produce over at White Heart Lane. Levy is a certified crazy if reports are to be believed and he wants £125m for a certain player whose name is synonymous with the hay making industry. I mean they do say make hay whilst the sun shines, but the sun would have to be shining out of the sweet lord's backside for that amount of money to be appropriate.

To justify putting this on the Licerpool page (my page)... people say that suarez has teeth like a horse and therefore should be fed dried grass out of a trough. Also Bale looks like a horse.... come to think of it, imagine if we could cross breeed the two and have someone with Suarez' flair/skill/intelligence and Bale's athleticism/power. I should probably stop horsing around

posted on 31/7/13

Shut up this isn't about bale it's about monkeys and horses

posted on 31/7/13

I wouldn't expect the reporting to be any more exceptional from SSN tbh. I actually saw a poster refer to it as a respectable news outlet the other day :O

comment by GOODBYE (U1029)

posted on 31/7/13

So a monkey and horse make love?

Who's left in the wet patch

posted on 31/7/13

Licerpool?

Is'nt that now discriminatory in relation to the new LFC handbook??

posted on 31/7/13

"Breaking News on SSN: Gareth Bale arrives at training"

They always have SSN on the big screen at the Lodge reception.
So when Bale walks thru the front door, he'll see SSN telling him that he's just reported for training,

posted on 31/7/13

Harry's outside hanging out of his range rover window,ready for the fuzz of the microphone,to give his opinion.
Jeez do people still watch skysports news???

posted on 31/7/13

Real Madrid dirty tactics may come back to haunt them. They have significantly raised the world profile of one of our players meaning his market value to us in terms of creating a revenue stream in his merchandise is significantly higher than it was before Madrid opened their seemingly huge mouths. I would expect us to be compensated highly now if we lose those revenue streams

posted on 31/7/13

Tottenhma surely don't have the ability to make that kind of money from him though. The only reason the Ronaldo fee was justifiable was that they could get a lot back in marketing. Bale just isn't half as marketable a figure as Ronaldo was or still is, therefore there's no reason they would pay that kind of sum

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