Don't Panic Mr Mainwaring

I liked your use of the word 'our'

Have 5 of these bad boys

" I thought the whole point of a pre season was to try and get some good results to get a momentum going before the season begins?"

You're wrong there lady. It's to get the balls loosened up as they are quite hard and painful to head when they come out of the factory. This is why we let people have so many shots at us.

Oh and

Divas don't come cheap you should know......

One day a man will knock on your door and give you an assignment.......then you will pay your debt with the currency of war!

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Crying diva

My idea of pre-season is getting new members of the squad equiped to play our style of football, fitness & lastly some good results to give the season a good start with some positive momentum. So far this pre-season we score 1st then concede, so obviously we have learnt nothing from last season. Good on utd coming back from 2-0 down our boys would not have been able to do that.

There There Lady, we all love you

Probably, the best comedy of all time. It's not the most attributed catchphrase, but quite appropriate. A better one would be "do you think that's wise sir?" You could apply that equally to Mr. Wenger

Thanks Dave! Heres one for you