Reports coming in from melwood that luis suarez scan has revealed that he's broken his sphincter, it was not sustained during any pre-season games or training but was in fact inflicted during his guardian interview where he overdid speaking out of his ars3, the scans show that there are no other injuries so it still remains a mystery as to why he pulled out of training yesterday.
More to follow as this story unfolds or his colon does.
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Suarez injury latest......
comment by Adam1 (U8220)
posted on 7/8/13
hahaha sign of giving up.
comment by The Wonky Kronke (U16927)
posted on 7/8/13
oh, I forgot the
comment by Reggie (U13390)
posted on 7/8/13
who the hell 1ed me? Must be the arsenal fans, look guys, if you can't take a joke, feck off
comment by Reggie (U13390)
posted on 7/8/13
It's not like the post was about arsenal, it was about Luis Suarez, the man, the myth, the legend, the ringpiece.
comment by Lacazade and Dr Pepe (U10303)
posted on 7/8/13
Impressive, 10+ comments without a single potshot at Arsenal.
comment by Lacazade and Dr Pepe (U10303)
posted on 7/8/13
Spoke to soon
comment by Tyke (U9181)
posted on 7/8/13
I gave this one star for one reason only. The use of the word 'ass' We are NOT Americans!
comment by Reggie (U13390)
posted on 7/8/13
Fixed, now where's my 5?
comment by Be A Grizzly (U2206)
posted on 8/8/13
Bit late, but have 5 s from me. Brilliant Reggie.
comment by Reggie (U13390)
posted on 8/8/13
Thanks
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