Luis Suarez signs a new contract...

Yep you heard it hear first, I beat the twatteri, forget all the ITK junk, I rock.

Luis Suarez signs a new 8 show contract with ABC to star in the Uraguyan version of Ugly Betty.

See the show trailer below for more details of this exciting new phase of Luis Suarez career.

Luis Said after he signed the contract "I'm very excited to be signing for ABC, it's a simple name change from Luis Suarez to Betty Suarez and with the way I've been behaving around liverpool recently they've been calling me that anyway"

He also stated "This will be the perfect opportunity for me to perfect my acting and diving skills as you can see from the video, I can practice learning made up lines and hopefully next time I try and force a move I won't fall flat on my face"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPn2np3Y0zU