BBC Scotland Don't Want To...

labour the point but the pitch, the pitch, the artificial pitch, the plastic pitch, the 3G surface, it burns ya all down your legs and arms and head - quick there's a man on fire - and the ball bounces high on it and runs away and it's like the surface on the studio floor and IT DOESN'T SUIT CELTIC (it's not Celtic's forking pitch, lads!) and once again the pitch and where would you like Celtic to go in the next round Patrick (presuming Pack1e and Paddy are both still banned by the moderater?) Bonner - well not Eastern Europe like Kazakstan because that's a long, long way away even in an aeroplane and who knows? Plus wasn't there a Champions League final played all the way in Russia on you know what kind of surface. Oh the horrors...AND FOOTBALL IS MEANT TO BE PLAYED ON GRASS! Ali G - for real, man! I'm away to lie down.