Simulation In Football

She went doon like big Sammy.............come to think o It she looked like big Sammy

She looks nothing like sammy, get yer eyes tested!

Goalscorer has a bit of the Pukki's about him though.

The word "simulation" is part of the problem. If commentators and officials just came out and called them CHEATS and punished them accordingly we would be some way to stopping it. This guff about "ah bit there was contact"....what a load o rubbish, just cos you feel a hand on your back It's not an excuse to go down like a sack o tatties.

Well lads I'm sitting here in a semi drunken stupor listening to my favourite music (Mark knopfler) with a big mug of tea trying to decide whether to get drunk early or wait till this afternoon before visiting my local booze boutique. On the other hand there is a couple o cans in the fridge. What to do eh.....lifes a beach.

Or I could go over now and sneak In the back door as I have done on numerous occasions have a quick pint then come back and have the shave, shower and shampoo. Am I talking to myself here.

Right... that's It if naebody's talking to me I'm off to get steamboats and I won't be sober enough to switch the computer back on until mid Sunday morning....and It's all your fault.

Nobody likes you.

Enjoy your lonely pint.

Hillybilly







Welcome to my world

the cans are calling me too mate.

i played footbal last night for the first time in 10 years with some old school mates and my entire body hurts.

. Fkn hell stokesy would be proud of that one