Hoffenheim v Leverkusen goal

Happens to me all the time when I play 5 a side

does not say much for the linesman who is supposed to
inspect the nets before kickoff

Nor the ref who's looking directly at it...

Where'd you go for four days without Internet access?

I'd like to go somewhere like that to totally switch off.

Was camping in a bothie, walking in the hills. Brilliant; no electrics, internet, phone signal, the lot. Meant I didn't know the score from the Newcastle game, but had 1-1 on my coupon anyway...