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What is left of your dreams,
just the words on your stone,
A man who learned how to teach,
Then forgot how to learn!!!

posted on 9/11/16

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posted on 16/12/16

1. Just ate a frozen apple. Hardcore.
2. Bought a litre of Tipp-Ex yesterday. Huge mistake.
3. I've started a business building yachts in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.
4. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
5. I tried to catch some fog today but I mist.
6. I bought a dog from my local blacksmith. When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
7. Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought.
8. Just watched a wildlife documentary on beavers. Best dam programme I've seen in a long time.
9. Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst.
10. I was trying to explain puns to my kleptomaniac friend today, but she kept taking things literally.
11. I stole a rabbit today. Then I had to make a run for it.
12. A woman told me she recognised me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore
13. Just got a job playing triangle in a reggae band. I stand at the back and ting.
14. What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
15. My wife told me I was a fool to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
16. Just watched a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting.
17. I used to have a problem where I couldn’t stop naming classic American sitcoms, but I’m over it now. Happy Days.
18. My wife's working in a bowling alley.
Ten pin?
No, permanent.
19. Police just caught a man stealing 50 helium balloons. They had to let him go.
20. How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese? Caerphilly.
21. Jokes about opticians just get cornea and cornea.
22. A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
23. I was walking the dogs the other day when all of a sudden they vanished into thin air. Not sure where they went, but I've got some leads.
24. Did you know that owls can't breed in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
25. When my wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo, I decided to put my foot down
26. Dad: I’ve just been diagnosed with Tom Jones syndrome.
Mum: Is it common?
Dad: It's Not Unusual
27. My wife asked me if I could please stop singing 'Wonderwall'. I said maybe.

posted on 14/10/17

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posted on 9/6/18

To the tune of Robin Hood, Robin Hood.


Liverpool, Liverpool,
home of the Red Men
In control, scoring goals
time and time again.
With Jurgen Klopp
we're never going to stop
Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool.

posted on 18/6/18

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posted on 19/6/18

CREAMY FISH STEW

100g chorizo/pepperoni sliced/cubed
1 onion finely chopped
1 onion roughly chopped
black pepper
2 Tbls olive oil
2 Tbls butter

FRY FOR 3 MINUTES IN STOCK PAN

4 garlic cubes
1 Tbls fish sauce

FRY FOR 2 MINUTE THEN ADD THE FOLLOWING

3 tins tomatoes
500ml water
2 tsp fennel seeds ground
4 bay leaves
sprig thyme
2 tins white kidney beans
1 tin chickpeas
2 potatoes thinly sliced

COOK 10 MINUTES

250g cooked mixed veg
2/3 chillies
bag mussel meat

PUT VEG INTO BLENDER THEN CHOP AND ADD CHILLIES. BLEND THOROUGHLY THEN ADD 1/3 MUSSELS AND BLEND THOROUGHLY. ADD TO PAN WITH REMAINING MUSSELS COOK FOR A WHILE. THEN ADD

bag whitefish

COOK FOR A WHILE THEN ADD


bag king prawns
bag small prawns
chopped fresh parsley

COOK FOR 5 MINUTES THEN ADD

tub cream

COOK FOR 5 minutes

posted on 30/8/18

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posted on 6/3/19

comment by BornLippy (U22075)
posted 30 minutes ago
Whenever Utd get beat the dippers are the first to mock, I just wanted to rub their nose in it. When Munich knock them out they’re getting another one.
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Oooh well that told us we're all in such pain now because some reetard on a football site posted a failed attempt to wum.


Go watch your video tapes of when you were good kid.

posted on 16/3/19

To the tune of Hey big spender...


The minute you walked in the joint (Van Dyke)
I could see you were a player of distinction
A real defender
Good lookin so refined
Our defence is oh so solid now that you've signed

We know that you won't disappoint (Van Dyke)
The way you pass the ball it sets our forwards free
Vir-gil Van Dyke (Vir-gil Van Dyke)
Score another goal for me

posted 2 weeks, 4 days ago



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