Spurs, the gift that keeps on giving

I swear every time we've dropped points this season Spurs have always been there to make us feel better

WBA draw... But don't worry, Spurs lose 3-0 AT HOME TO BIG SAM PLAYING A FALSE NINE To a team that's had more 0-0 draws than the BUNDESLIGA and SERIA A!

United beat us... But it's okay, Spurs lose 6-0 with no shots on target

And yesterday, after a crazy, wacky 9 goal thriller where we lose 6-3 to our title rivals, making us feel a bit down that we've missed a good opportunity to gain ground...

...SPURS LOSE 5-0 AT HOME

If there is a god, he put Spurs on this earth to make us Gooners smile after a rough week. They're the cooling oasis at the end of a walk through a desert... (and to continue this analogy, their top 4 hopes are now a mirage thanks to AVB and his army of dross )

Why did I make this article? I dunno, I'm just so happy that Spurs exist. I think we gain more enjoyment out of Spurs than Spurs fans do

All hail Spurs, holy providers of s for many a season. Feel free to leave a message in the LAS guestbook here: http://www.ja606.co.uk/comments/viewAllComments/117041

Don't worry Spurs fans, here's a flag you can hang outside white Hart Lane: