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Johnson=popeye.Watson=hulk

by Liverpoolwhoelse17 (U16825)

Ok hear me out. Do you all recall the aussie rules footballers and the steroid useage?.
Well its very unlikely england are losing three/zero by fair means.. so something is afoot.
Johnson as suddenly become some superhuman.hes acting like Popeye on Spinach.
Watson is hitting the ball further then is humanly possible. Hes turned into the hulk. Warner is behaving like he-man and so on.
England are being cheated out of the ashes.

posted on 19/12/13

Completely out of order. No basis whatsoever

posted on 19/12/13

Yeah well am not convinced. summats not right here.

posted on 19/12/13



I bet swann was having some of that yesterday. What on earth was he thinking linking England's defeat to a55 rape??

posted on 19/12/13

Swann has always been a clown.

posted on 19/12/13

Went a bit OTT with this though even for a clown

posted on 19/12/13

There was the nonsense of speeding and saying it was because his cat was stuck under the floorboards..And the way he plays the fool all the time.
Its to be expected from him.Good bowler but a pain in the ass

comment by Lefty (U17934)

posted on 19/12/13



Straws - clutching

posted on 19/12/13

What are the cricket drug testing methods anyway? I know a few players have been caught taking substances in the past but how regularly and vigorously are they tested?

posted on 19/12/13

I always admired Bozo the clown's famous a55 rape routine. Top notch.

Additionally I'm not sure that the ICC tests for spinach or gamma radiation.

comment by Lefty (U17934)

posted on 20/12/13

ICC Tesing is rigourous, it goes:

ICC Representative: "Hey Kohli, have you taken drugs?"
Kohli: "No sir, not me"

Testing complete

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