Hello guys
It's Friday afternoon and I have another problem I am hoping you can help me with, after the success I (I mean, we...it was a team effort) had with the foxes, which have now fecked off.
Anyway, my daughter has been asking me for a while now to take her to London, to see the Queen's Guard this weekend (she thinks she can get one of them to laugh ), but I don't think this will take that long, so is there anything else in London, I can take her to? She's 4.
Please, keep the suggestions clean, or I'll kick you in the shin.
Edit:
To keep the article football related, what score will we get beat, by Burnley?
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comment by Maestro. (U8867)
posted on 29/8/14
comment by Dunc - the master of disguises (U11713)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Mæstro - I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy bîatch (U8867)
posted 2 minutes ago
How much is the London Eye? Never been on it myself. Does it take what feels like forever to go round?
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i told you earlier
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Did you? Looked through the comments, and must've missed it again.
comment by Hizmo. (U19945)
posted on 29/8/14
Maestro,
£29.50 per Adult if you buy your ticket at the Eye and £26.55 if you purchase a ticket online. And yeah, children under 4 are free, so just pretend your daughter is under 4. By the way, make sure you go on the river cruises on the Thames.
comment by Maestro. (U8867)
posted on 29/8/14
children under 4 are free, so just pretend your daughter is under 4.
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Oh, she doesn't allow this to happen.
I took her swimming a few weeks ago, and children under 4 go free, so I told her to pretend she was under 4.
Long story short, I paid for her.
comment by Maestro. (U8867)
posted on 29/8/14
Blue wkds all round and Jay will be there in his gimp outfit.
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This could be something we do tomorrow night, whilst she's sleeping in the hotel room?
comment by Robb - LVG has long balls. (U19350)
posted on 29/8/14
comment by Mæstro - I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy bîatch (U8867)
posted 1 minute ago
Blue wkds all round and Jay will be there in his gimp outfit.
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This could be something we do tomorrow night, whilst she's sleeping in the hotel room?
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We'll have to get a babysitter though. I'm not having another Maddie situation. Not on my watch.
comment by Maestro. (U8867)
posted on 29/8/14
It's OK, she's been low jacked.
comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted on 29/8/14
As mentioned above London Zoo in Regents Park or I'd also suggest London Aquarium. Quite a lot to see there (takes about 1 15mins) and it's close to lots of restaurants and other tourist attractions such as the London Eye etc.
comment by Darkphoenix (U11503)
posted on 29/8/14
Take her to the M&M store
comment by FFS Dunc FFS (U11713)
posted on 29/8/14
feck off, what a rip off that place is
comment by Maestro. (U8867)
posted on 29/8/14
I am not taking her shopping. That's my missus' department. I do the cool stuff, although I normally have to do it wearing stickers and a tiara.
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