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North v South

Good morning y'all...

I was just talking to a southerner, who thinks gravy & chips is discusting & beans have no place on a sausage sandwich (Why did I keep talking to him?). He had no problems mixing Ketchup, Sweet Chilli Sauce & Mayo though.

Can you think of anything else? What makes your part of the country, better than the other?

To keep this football related though, why not let us know your best North v South team if you've got time?

Keep it nice...

posted on 8/10/14

posted on 8/10/14

Maestro

How was parents evening?

posted on 8/10/14

Morning bud.

It was OK. Apparently my little one needs to learn to slow down. She's in such a rush to get outside and play, she rushes her work. When the teacher sits with her and makes her think about it, she does it well, but on her own she just wants to get it finished...

posted on 8/10/14

Not too bad then dude.

You missed the development of this thread yesterday afternoon - it took an almighty veer off topic

posted on 8/10/14

500+ comments.

New record for me, I think.

posted on 8/10/14

It was everything from roast dinners to potato mashers to graters to drug smuggling

posted on 8/10/14

posted on 8/10/14

comment by Robben van Persie #20 - Uncut Yo (U1145)
posted 54 minutes ago
comment by John Henrys Explosive Offense - #STOPISIS (U18764)
posted 14 hours, 31 minutes ago
comment by Shinjisshin (U1700)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by Robben van Persie #20 - Uncut Yo (U1145)
posted 45 minutes ago
Also, Shinji - I'm not surprised you get into trouble, with how relaxed you are
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The thing I forgot to mention, which you have alluded to, is that the mistake on my part was putting it in hand luggage. But that's all I/we had, only went for 3 nights. Anything above 100ml in hand luggage and they throw it. Was gutted. But we went with a guy who'd worked there before, so he knew a few people once we arrived.
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so i should put in into a suitcase?
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Yes. Don't take it in hand luggage as you aren't allowed liquids over 100ml - and not forgetting that your hand luggage goes through a facking X-Ray machineThey might notice a solid lump in your shampoo bottle. In fact Shinji, you were probably lucky that you said you had the shampoo and it was ditched, otherwise they would have seen it on the X-Ray and done you for smuggling.
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Not sure, it'd already been through the machine once, that's how they flagged the shower gel. But didn't catch the shampoo until I offered it

Would an x-ray machine really pick up a half oz of weed through a bottle and shampoo liquid?

I always thought not, hence being so confident each time.

Cut up an oz this time and stuck 5 pieces in a bottle very similar to this -

http://www.pharmacyathand.co.uk/index.php?app=gbu0&ns=prodshow&ref=jm726&gclid=CIz7t5nenMECFaYewwodBGIAmw

No danger whatsoever. Or so I thought

posted on 8/10/14

The word X-Ray should give you a clue. It can see through things Imagine the outline of a shampoo bottle, with a big, odd shaped dark patch in the middle.

Just because it's a black bottle, doesn't mean the X Ray won't see it

Shampoo is good, because it masks the smell but honestly I would pack it.

posted on 8/10/14

Well I know about the black bottle of course you clown. Otherwise, if that was the case, black people wouldn't be able to use the x-ray machine

What about the shampoo itself though. Also if you put it in a shower bag for example, one black lump looks like another??

To be honest I once had no spending money for a holiday to Majorca(2004) so took a 9-bar over which I'd laid-on.

Stacked it in my shower bag and it went through fine.

We was in an apartment with no knives or cooker, so when I was looking to "liquidise" the solid, so to speak, I had to use my teeth and a lighter to separate it.

Ended up bringing at least 7 back. Was thinking and thinking how to store it on the way back and I ended up just lumping it in the suitcase on top pretty much. So when my case came off the carousel, I whipped it open and whipped it out so I could roll one immediately.

Not one of my better moves, but I gt it through.

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