Can a man not play his ukulele in peace?

Another said she had seen him making a "side-to-side" motion with his hands.


Aye I was having a vv ank

i was having a vv-ank was he german lauders

No guilty aye right mate

comment by Dee Lite, Just Dee Lovely and Dee Licious (U14135)
posted 22 minutes ago
Wait a minute, he was in his own house.

If nosey bästards look through my windows then they deserve all they get.

How can you charge a man for what he does in his own house?
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He was standing at the window naked playing his ukulele in a jittery manner

fiscal deputy ---Tiny Dickie

"He never leaves his house during all of this. At no stage is any witness able to say he has got an erect pen is. He says he is moving his hand about because he has got the habit of tapping."

I rest my case your honour

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