Giddi Up. No ‘Eck Woooo

Off we trot on our summer camp 2015
Sliding further into debt.

Rather than cutting the cloth the wise men have decided on luxury at great cost while also adding to our carbon footprint.
A summer camp where rich folk from Wigan and Burnley can easily afford to frequent. A summer training camp in the land of expensive Lipizzaner horses, Swarovski and vocal chord training to The Sound of Music.

In these times of hardship surely (don’t call me Shirley) the club should be leading and setting an example demonstrating to us poor watchers of the team and followers of the army in white. Show us how prudent you can be with our hard earned cash.
Training camp duties in and around the community. with a local theme from days gone by in period dress at own cost from charity shops.

Morris Dancing (not the pub)
Dancing is good for balance and coordination with gentle stretching. Team building with lashings of Sarsaparilla

Knocker Up
Provided free by the players running through the streets tapping on windows from 4am onwards. The perfect gentle alarm call for early shift workers. Speed and endurance there are a lot of Postal Workers in Bolton

Diving on the moors
Learning the traditional methods of a diver digging and clearing ditches across the moors. Gently does recovery work you have all summer to reach the Quarry take your time no injuries

Canal Dredging
Still needs doing today as the waterways are opened up weeds and locks need clearing. Lots of bending and stretching here building up the upper body.

The Wakes Week
Off to Blackpool for the Donkey Derby learn how it feels to be a donkey you wouldn’t want to be one of these next season will you. Piggy back rides for friends and family of Bolton folk on their hols (F&C is Banned for players)

Weaving
You may ask where is the weaving. Due to the number of knee injuries we avoid the risks. This year we concentrate on muscle building around that area to prevent so many long term knee injuries.

Back to Work
Brushing and sweeping using long lasting brushes made by Trigger Ind not just the stadium the whole of Middlebrook and the roads between the Motorway and Chorley New Rd

Apologies the players gardening service being provided to those in need who cannot manage their gardens themselves. This is not to be included in the pre season training. Mrs G tried to cheat asking for 6 players to attend to her bushy garden. A Mr D Wheelan also requested a gardener outside of the borough as he once had broken his leg you know.