Rugby World Cup - Pffffffft

My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen

Let me introduce you to the most important rugby event to take place in this country this year. No, not all that elite fandan mullarkey later in the year. I refer of course to

https://www.woodenspoon.org.uk/sites/default/files/Tag%20Rugby.pdf

being held on the 6th of June

There are many reasons why you should all attend this wonderful event organised by a magnificent charity. Among, but not limited to, these reasons are

1. You will never get a better 'feel good' from watching a game of rugby.

2. It will reconnect you with the REAL grass roots of the game.

3. You will meet the stalwarts who coach these kids and make it all possible.

4. You will meet some celebrities - Stimpson, Vickery and Leonard to name but a few.

5. You will watch Wayne Barnes ref a game without the aid of a TMO. That should be interesting.

5. Most importantly, I will buy you a pint in the club house. What could possibly go wrong?



See you all there