Who's da smelly bhoy then?

To lighten the mood,one year after the heated indy debate,and with the pics of human tragedy on our screens daily,let us look at personal hygiene,or lack of,among fitba fans.

I was as surprised as anyone to hear my fenyan brothers had received letters,telling them that soap and showers are now available to everyone,even Celtic season ticket holders.

I was wondering could this alleged wan guy be among us on ja606,and who could it be?

A aul boy opposite me at work was informed this week that he was honking,as management took him to one side,and gave him a friendly warning........wash ya wiffy waster.

So,which poster do you think is the bowfin bhoy?

I will kick it aff.

Mighty is always hikin in the hills,livin in a tent like some boy in Calais,so he could be ripe?

Juke sounds like puke,so perhaps him?

Pointy and CT are always bumin anything that moves,so could have tipped up at a game without washing from the night of depravity?

tgbas is getting on a bit,and we all know aul lads let themselves go?

Mick,well we all know a smelly mick,don't we.

Ginger the minga.........too posh to wash?

Celticghirl trying to get down with the working classes,and refusing to buy capitalist cleansing products,and this would apply to ma old mate Albert Camus.

timmy..........sounds stinkin.

Kenny after rolling about wi a fat lass,all sweaty n that.

Cappy,after sleeping in his Celtic tap and Lenny blanket since the bullets in post era.

Murney...nah,ex- military so we have taught him how to behave.

Bit leftfield,but did Ath visit CP,and being an older gentleman,fond of a swally,did he decide not to wash,in order not to offend the manky mob around him?


Please take this the way it was intended,ya smelly bassa's,as not too much offence meant,by the way,pal.

If you are the soap dodging hoop,feel free to confess,and then bathe.

Ta for the heads up Stevebhoy,and can I say him and the Mrs did shower this morning.

Don't ask.