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LVG outicles

The relentless avalanche of LVG outicles speweth forth with the tedious repetition and inevitability of a mouser's early-season optimism, numbing the mind and draining the soul, and making the fifteen-thousandth repeat of 'The One Where Joey Eats A Lot" curently defiling my telly appear an enticing distraction.

Thus, in perfectly contradictory fashion, I am inspired! First, to pen this offensively self-indulgent opener; and second, to elicit the brainpicks of the populous on the following poser:

"Is the incessant drone of the LVG outicle literally the most boring noise ever created by mankind?"

Vote 5* for... Yes, I am thoroughly sick to death of 'He has to go TODAY' and 'The board are CLUELESS IMBECILES SACK HIM!!!' and 'My guinea pig would make more enlightened TACTICAL DECISIONS lol' articles

Vote 4* for... Nay, the football we are forced to endure on a weekendly basis is far, far more successfully coma-inducing

Vote 3* for... Nay, it is non-World Cup or European Championship summers that make me wish I were dead

Vote 2* for... Nay, it is queuing for a pie at halftime on a midwinter evening matchday that draws out time to a near standstill

Vote 1* for... Nay, although I recognise him to be the greatest ginger in the history of the world, it is the Paul Scholes

Voteth ye now!

posted on 26/1/16

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posted on 26/1/16

I feel your pain Dave

posted on 26/1/16

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Chairman of the Bored. Ennui the Eighth. (U1270)
posted 25 minutes ago
The only thing more boring than an article about Louis Van Gaal is a United performance masterminded by Louis Van Gaal.
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What about a silent documentary featuring Hafi reciting in binary the text of an LVG-out article that includes a second-by-second description of the weekend's match?

Even more boring than the game itself? Or maybe an inspired, Turner Prize-deserving conception of genius?

I call it simply 'Footballing 101111010101'

posted on 26/1/16

comment by rossobianchi1980 - Prep Giggsiola (U17054)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Chairman of the Bored. Ennui the Eighth. (U1270)
posted 25 minutes ago
The only thing more boring than an article about Louis Van Gaal is a United performance masterminded by Louis Van Gaal.
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What about a silent documentary featuring Hafi reciting in binary the text of an LVG-out article that includes a second-by-second description of the weekend's match?

Even more boring than the game itself? Or maybe an inspired, Turner Prize-deserving conception of genius?

I call it simply 'Footballing 101111010101'
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I have the directors cut of that on Blu Ray

posted on 26/1/16

comment by You can't spell bored without 'Rob' (U20351)
posted 47 seconds ago
comment by rossobianchi1980 - Prep Giggsiola (U17054)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Chairman of the Bored. Ennui the Eighth. (U1270)
posted 25 minutes ago
The only thing more boring than an article about Louis Van Gaal is a United performance masterminded by Louis Van Gaal.
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What about a silent documentary featuring Hafi reciting in binary the text of an LVG-out article that includes a second-by-second description of the weekend's match?

Even more boring than the game itself? Or maybe an inspired, Turner Prize-deserving conception of genius?

I call it simply 'Footballing tel:101111010101'
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I have the directors cut of that on Blu Ray
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Did you buy a knock off copy from Cheng down the Parrot's Arms, 'cos I've not even released it on Blu Ray yet

posted on 26/1/16

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posted on 26/1/16

comment by rossobianchi1980 - Prep Giggsiola (U17054)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by You can't spell bored without 'Rob' (U20351)
posted 47 seconds ago
comment by rossobianchi1980 - Prep Giggsiola (U17054)
posted 40 seconds ago
comment by The Post Nearly Man. Chairman of the Bored. Ennui the Eighth. (U1270)
posted 25 minutes ago
The only thing more boring than an article about Louis Van Gaal is a United performance masterminded by Louis Van Gaal.
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What about a silent documentary featuring Hafi reciting in binary the text of an LVG-out article that includes a second-by-second description of the weekend's match?

Even more boring than the game itself? Or maybe an inspired, Turner Prize-deserving conception of genius?

I call it simply 'Footballing tel:101111010101'
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I have the directors cut of that on Blu Ray
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Did you buy a knock off copy from Cheng down the Parrot's Arms, 'cos I've not even released it on Blu Ray yet
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Cheng still owes me a fiver. Is he at the Parrott arms now?

posted on 26/1/16

log in ✌🏼️

posted on 26/1/16

LVG in dam auto correct 😳

posted on 27/1/16

comment by brightdave_ (U11711)
posted 7 hours, 18 minutes ago
Can someone give this three * so Rossi can have the full set?
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Rossi not got the full set ? There's a lot of posters on here who clearly don't have a full set. Mostly those idiots who regurgitate obvious transfer trash and think it's the truth .... you know who you are

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