never throw out that platform that you're kids stood up on to sit down or made sure not miss the bowl by being above it, will serve you adults when it's needed no more.
I'm not going to beat around the bush, we've all being crapping the wrong way for always.
Trust me here, get said child step, stick it in front of the toilet, put the feet on it, btw, make sure you need to go, you now have the perfect angle for the best dump ever.
I dare you to prove me wrong.
I'd give it a miss for a week for 3 pts tomorrow though, proper fan/supporter me.
Browse:
A stool is for life......
comment by 🐏Wassa🐏 (U2584)
posted on 18/10/16
http://www.nottinghampost.com/steve-mcclaren-is-back-but-nottingham-forest-will-still-beat-derby-next-time-they-play-them/story-29816746-detail/story.html Look who's talking about the mighty Rams again
comment by 🐑 Baz: DTID 😢 (U2480)
posted on 18/10/16
I saw that earlier Wassa. He really is a fat, useless, red-faced tw4t!
comment by 🐏Wassa🐏 (U2584)
posted on 18/10/16
Baz He's obsessed
comment by Iwaslevel (U4836)
posted on 18/10/16
comment by RamsfanBaz.🐑 Since I was young 🐑 (U2480)
posted 1 hour, 29 minutes ago
I saw that earlier Wassa. He really is a fat, useless, red-faced tw4t!
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Burns or Reed?
comment by Iwaslevel (U4836)
posted on 18/10/16
I tried it Igor and gave birth to a Forest fan
comment by Red Forest Bear (U6288)
posted on 18/10/16
Sometimes it's better to say nowt, rather than keep trying and trying and still losing, matches, managers, the wum and control of your bowels.
But no matter, because your just gonna keep trying, aren't you?
comment by Iwaslevel (U4836)
posted on 18/10/16
comment by tommo_dcfc (U1583)
posted on 18/10/16
Kenny Burns
Forest will probably have gone through 2 more managers, another Fawaz Twatter meltdown and a DoF before we play them. we just about be hitting top gear by December so should make for an interesting game.
comment by Spart-Ho sempre ragione (U4603)
posted on 18/10/16
This must be the first time in recent seasons that Forest have been ahead of us at this stage. Let them have their little bit of time in the sun as it will be setting some time in the near future. It must be hard on them knowing that their season is over in October.
comment by Ray's Sarcastic Tone of Voice (U18611)
posted on 18/10/16
Look who's reading the Nottingham Post again, obsessed
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