Dave Whelan

Didn't he get blown up by an old ww2 bomb on the Wembley pitch and still saved two pens with no limbs and he wasn't even a keeper?

I heard that he managed to win the Olympics long jump having lost both his legs in a bar fight the night before.

Nah, he's better known for winning a naked arm wrestling contest with Igor Biscan after breaking his arm the night before in a fist fight with Vladimir Putin.

I thought he was ferries bit on the side as well

sorry meant fergie

So Dave Whelan is unveiling a statue of Dave Whelan at the Dave Whelan stadium.

Brought to you by Dave Whelan Productions.

In association with Dave Whelan Group.

Starring Dave Whelan.

Produced by Dave Whelan.

Written by Dave Whelan.

Directed by Dave Whelan.

Dave Whelan

Its a 7ft long statue, not a 7ft tall statue.

It shows him being carried off on a stretcher.

I remember when Dave Whelan used to give us daily updates about Liverpool's transfer business. Good times.

comment by Georgi Neo Wijnaldum (U9135)
posted 44 minutes ago
I remember when Dave Whelan used to give us daily updates about Liverpool's transfer business. Good times.
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and his constant undying declaration of love for united