A lot of our players are christened with lovable nicknames in order for us to feel a connection with them somehow. Mr Frimpong can be referred to as Frimmers, Robin Van Persie is RVP and of course Sebastien Squillaci is also known as Squelchy, Squiddy and useless ******* donkey.
The collective might of the ja606 Arsenal board is called into action to find a suitable moniker for our German giraffe man.
Giant Hleb?
Percy Turtlewhacker?
Merts?
Sackman?
Nicknames for the other new lads are also welcome.
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Mertesacker Nicknames?
comment by Darko - #StopKenny2012 (U10337)
posted on 9/9/11
lil merty
posted on 9/9/11
How about we just call him Zebedee?
posted on 9/9/11
Merde-sacker?
posted on 9/9/11
comment by chrisdgooner - Well......I believe I did not see your mental strength due to your lack of super quality (U1084)
posted 8 minutes ago
How about we just call him Zebedee?
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Brian would be more apt if you're going for magic roundabout
comment by Darwin ♲ (U1378)
posted on 9/9/11
Pear
comment by John1 (U3530)
posted on 9/9/11
Pete
comment by Viva Vela I Hope.. (U2362)
posted on 9/9/11
ballsack
comment by Gunnerthru (U6675)
posted on 9/9/11
Langer
comment by draytonpark (U7595)
posted on 9/9/11
The Berlin Wall? I don't think he or anyone else for that matter would appreciate the fascist connotation but it could be symbolic in his towering efforts to keep everyone out of our goal. Definitely not there to keep Szczesny from coming out of goal though, let's make that clear...
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted on 9/9/11
ball sack
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