Liverpool excuse bingo..

If they lose today expect to hear these excuses.

Bingo time (imagine these said in a scouse, Irish, Norwegian or Bristolian voice - and yes, I am aware of the irony of this statement)

1) You were just lucky that Coutinho isn't fully fit
2) You were just lucky that Henderson isn't fully fit
3) You were just lucky that Matip isn't fully fit
4) You were just lucky that Klavan is fully fit
5) You spent £90 million on Pogba so of course you won
6) You've spent £3 billion in the last 5 seasons so of course you won
7) We were focusing on the Plymouth game
8) Our pressing game isn't as effective in January (if only we played you in September - we would totally have beaten you Mancs ! )
9) Jose knows this league better than Klopp. So of course he has the advantage.
10) I blame Patrice Evra
11) If Mane was playing it would be over by half time
12) You put 14 men behind the ball. How are we supposed to win if you don't let us?
13) The referees cousins newsagent knows someone who supports United
14) No seriously, I blame Evra
15) Should have had 3 penalties


(In my world Bingo only goes up to 15 because I'm too lazy to do 90 excuses. Liverpool fans are bad but only Arsenal fans could come up with 90)