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Be more like a Spurs fan.. the guide

Gentlemen

So your greatest ever manager and also the most intelligent manager alive has said Arsenal fans should emulate Tottenham fans and get the behind team, but I'm sure you're asking yourselves "Thudd how do I do this"

Well Thudd is here now to give you a fool proof guide..

1: Get behind the team

That's right chaps it might seem like an alien concept but IF you support the team you might get better performances. Even players like Ramsey will play better.

2: Don't act like moongs on social media

Well Arsenal Fan TV has shown us that if you act like a div you'll be treated like one, act with dignity and give the players a nice message

3: Turn up and GO TO A GAME

Not sure if Arsenal fans believe this but every game isn't "come dressed as a red chair" day, turn up. Sing,

4: Be positive

I'm sure you're now checking the dictionary but yes it is a word, yes watch Tottenham fans and see how we do this.

Follow this 4 step plan and you can't go wrong, unless you're Groovyduringthewar.... you're facked

Thudd

Pals

posted on 10/2/17

I don't think fans would be that angry if the issues at Arsenal weren't so obvious and weren't being repeated over & over.

If the club and manager were making the right moves but getting the same results the fans would be far more accepting.

Instead it's the same stupid errors every season, of course the fans will get frustrated...

posted on 11/2/17

Behave like Spurs fans

Step 1 - Be totally unaware of what it is like for your team to win the league because it has never happened in most of their lifetimes.

Step 2 - See step 1 but replace "league" with "FA Cup".

Step 3 - Hound out manager after manager as soon as you realise they aren't miracle workers.

Step 4 - Prematurely ejaculate every time you find your team ahead in the league of your neighbours.

Step 5 - Take disappointment with a shrug as it is all you know.

comment by GOODBYE (U1029)

posted on 11/2/17

Step 6... bite

comment by Teebs (U1060)

posted on 11/2/17

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posted on 11/2/17

Got one of them from the icecream van, made me sick.

comment by Teebs (U1060)

posted on 11/2/17

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posted on 11/2/17

Should've used a cone.

posted on 11/2/17

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comment by Tu Meke (U3732)

posted on 11/2/17

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 12 hours, 6 minutes ago
Behave like Spurs fans

Step 1 - Be totally unaware of what it is like for your team to win the league because it has never happened in most of their lifetimes.

Step 2 - See step 1 but replace "league" with "FA Cup".

Step 3 - Hound out manager after manager as soon as you realise they aren't miracle workers.

Step 4 - Prematurely ejaculate every time you find your team ahead in the league of your neighbours.

Step 5 - Take disappointment with a shrug as it is all you know.
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posted on 9/6/17

Step 5 - Loot your own town

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