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comment by Uncle Wang Wong 25 (U16263)
The end. No stories to tell your grandkids. No reason to be a football club other than to make up the numbers.
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But GrandadWanka, all the kids at school laughed at the Wolves shirt I got for Christmas when they've all got Premier League shirts. Even the West Brom kids laugh at me.

Shut up, child, they're there just to make up the numbers.

But aren't we making up the numbers too, Grandad, and in a lower league? Why can't we be in the Premier League too, grandadWanka?

We are a club in transition, and that can take a while. Like, 30 or 40 years.

And we've never been in the Fourth Division, right grandadWanka? And what's this I heard today at school about being the only club in English history to do the double drop in successive seasons twice?

Shush child, that can happen to any club.

But it's only ever happened to Wolves, grandadWanka. You never told me that. Also, my Albion friend at school told me they gave us our greatest ever striker and that he got us out of the Fourth Division and the Third Division and into the Second Division.

That's right, child. Fantastic, he was.

Tell me all about the goals he scored in the First Division, grandadWanka.

Erm. Let me tell you about the time Wolves went and smashed Liverpool 2-0 away in the FA Cup. I was one of the lucky 8,500 faithfuls who got a ticket.

Ohhhhh grandadWanka, that must have been great! Our biggest win for 50 years! Anfield, right? What was the atmosphere like? I bet it was fantastic. How did you get there, grandadWanka, did you drive or go on the train? And did you go with all your mates from work? Grandad? Grandad?

Not bad at all. Genuinely made me laugh that did.

Poor, poor deluded Pull 'is Plonka and Arsie in a Tutu trying to big up the Stripey Pajamas...
In the 'big' league but no one interested in you...like the poor girl at the prom bursting out of her outdated dress, knowing that no one will look, talk or dance with her.
They think she has thrush and bat wings but you keep telling them it's throstle and Peter Odemwinge who dumped her not Peter who said 'ugh! Dem bat wings!

Blue's fans do make me laugh...

They're like the kid that gets picked last.

comment by KillPage!...Slowly! (U7093)
posted 1 hour, 26 minutes ago
Poor, poor deluded Pull 'is Plonka and Arsie in a Tutu trying to big up the Stripey Pajamas...
In the 'big' league but no one interested in you...like the poor girl at the prom bursting out of her outdated dress, knowing that no one will look, talk or dance with her.
They think she has thrush and bat wings but you keep telling them it's throstle and Peter Odemwinge who dumped her not Peter who said 'ugh! Dem bat wings!
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Nice one Killer.

Albion are 8th in the Premier League. Where is Peter Odemwingie? Oh yeah. He was on a short-term contract at Rotherham under Kenny Jackett. This contract expired at the end of January and Odemwingie left after apparently texting Jackett that he didn't want to play for Rotherham any more. He might be parked up in the Birmingham City car park.

Lemons 🍋?

What's happened to Berahino?

Birmingham City. Dearie me. Gianfranco Zola's really tearing up trees there isn't he. Played 14, won 1, drawn 4, lost 9. Master stroke by the Blues board. I'm really surprised he hasn't walked or been sacked. Does he really still believe his mantra, 'I can turn this around'? Let's see what these talks with the owners bring. His P45 if they've got any sense.