2 Bob Begbie

Shortarsed little runt who runs a grubby travel agents in Milton Keynes. Got a 2-2 in Eng literature from Luton or Coventry and thought he was clever. Married the first kipper he ever split and reads car magazines and dreams about what it'd be like to own them.

Runs from every fight, never helps out a mate and is known as ''that cnt' by his neighbours on his Barrett House estate.He drinks tepid wine in out of town chain pubs and makes his wife drive him home because he fears a battering from any one over 5'4.

A true English Cnt