Rattie Ratnamara

Former Celtic player, Dundee United manager, current York City chief executive and convicted fare dodger Jackie "Ratnamara" McNamara oversaw his third successive relegation of a football team today, as York City FC exited the English National League today.

With the second lowest win tally in the league, McNamara's team were clinging on to slim hopes of staying up this season but it looked to all be going their way until the final minutes. York were holding Forest Green to a draw, and relegation rivals were losing at home to Solihul Moors. However that all changed in the 90th minute as Guiseley scored an equaliser thanks to some questionable goalkeeping. Knowing that his team now had to win, McNamara had to check a dictionary to define the word "win", but sadly once he had finished laughing at the word "willy" the game had already ended, York City doomed to relegation.

For anyone wanting a gauge for the standard of the National League, Forest Green who helped relegate York City and finished 3rd in the league were playing former Dundee United flop Keanu Marsh-Brown at left-back. Keanu's only appearance at Tannadice was a 10 minute spell against Inverness Caledonian Thistle, where he looked to be struggling with the concept of what a football is. He then (allegedly) stole items from the changing room and was promptly sent back to Fulham.