In it's unveiling of their new shirt, Arsenal have managed to out-cringe themselves.
This is from a section of their press release:
We are THE legendary white sleeves.
We are THE ones who always pick the cannon when we are playing Monopoly.
We are THE ones who know the real "Dennis the menace". He's not a cartoon, he's a genius.
We are THE ones who call our uncle Arsene even if his name is John.
We are THE 'Invincibles' even when we are playing against mates on a Sunday.
We are THE ones who since 1919 have never known the second division.
We are THE 228 times Thierry Henry found the back of the net.
We are THE ones that are never wrong but always Wright.
We are THE ones riding our motorbikes with Petr Cech's helmet.
We are THE 13 time winners.
Since 1886...
We are THE ARSENAL.
http://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/news/arsenal-new-kit-spurs-fans-13216026
Arsenal, always give us something to laugh at
We are the ArsenLOL
posted on 31/8/17
comment by LQ (U6305)
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comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
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comment by LQ (U6305)
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comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted on 22/6/17
OP
Try winning a trophy once in your life then get back to us
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Us? You never go
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Thank god I don't imagine paying 1000s to witness that mess.
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It's called being a supporter.
Would you pay the money if they were winning.
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NO.
posted on 31/8/17
Never spent big money on the club bought few tops shorts been to see them in the early 2000s no big deal.
posted on 31/8/17
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
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comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted on 22/6/17
OP
Try winning a trophy once in your life then get back to us
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Us? You never go
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Thank god I don't imagine paying 1000s to witness that mess.
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It's called being a supporter.
Would you pay the money if they were winning.
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NO.
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Tv fan then
Terrorists
posted on 31/8/17
comment by Chronic (U3423)
posted 14 minutes ago
We are THE legendary white sleeves.
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😂
posted on 31/8/17
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted on 22/6/17
OP
Try winning a trophy once in your life then get back to us
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Us? You never go
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Thank god I don't imagine paying 1000s to witness that mess.
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It's called being a supporter.
Would you pay the money if they were winning.
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NO.
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Tv fan then
Terrorists
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Like most people you should know that.
posted on 31/8/17
And even if I lived across the road from the emirates I still couldn't afford to go nor would I want to.
posted on 31/8/17
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted 7 minutes ago
And even if I lived across the road from the emirates I still couldn't afford to go nor would I want to.
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You wouldn't want to watch your own team.
Tells me everything I need to know.
Why didn't you support a Welsh team then?
posted on 31/8/17
comment by LQ (U6305)
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comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted 7 minutes ago
And even if I lived across the road from the emirates I still couldn't afford to go nor would I want to.
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You wouldn't want to watch your own team.
Tells me everything I need to know.
Why didn't you support a Welsh team then?
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All u need to know is I can't afford it,course I still follow themI won't stop supporting them I feel awful they way things are at arsenal but I don't get wound up like Mr DT
posted on 31/8/17
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
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comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted 7 minutes ago
And even if I lived across the road from the emirates I still couldn't afford to go nor would I want to.
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You wouldn't want to watch your own team.
Tells me everything I need to know.
Why didn't you support a Welsh team then?
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All u need to know is I can't afford it,course I still follow themI won't stop supporting them I feel awful they way things are at arsenal but I don't get wound up like Mr DT
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You don't care enough to watch your own team you don't care that much.
posted on 31/8/17
comment by LQ (U6305)
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comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Raymond Reddington (U5041)
posted 7 minutes ago
And even if I lived across the road from the emirates I still couldn't afford to go nor would I want to.
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You wouldn't want to watch your own team.
Tells me everything I need to know.
Why didn't you support a Welsh team then?
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All u need to know is I can't afford it,course I still follow themI won't stop supporting them I feel awful they way things are at arsenal but I don't get wound up like Mr DT
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You don't care enough to watch your own team you don't care that much.
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It's hard to get excited about arsenal anymore the way the club is run,imagine the die hard supporters they must feel sick all their savings spent on arsenal for Kronke to have.