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What do you call an Indian man who likes to do karaoke?

Gurupta Singh

If we're plumbing the depths......

What's pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife.

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts?

Altogether now...................

So far I'd say ...

Pre Season 1 Christmas Crackers 0

Walking to work last week, I took the same route as I always do but noticed something different on the fance as I went past the park. So I cross over to indulge myself. I found that there was 2 Man U season tickets nailed to the fence. I looked around to see if anyone was wayching & thought 'I am going to have those'
























You can never have too many nails.

Two cats go to swim the Channel.

The English one is called 'One Two Three' The French one is ' Un Deux Trois'

Unfortunately only only 'One Two Three' made it to Calais as 'Un Deux Trois' quatre cinq.

Man in restaurant to waiter: 'I'll have the chicken pissoles please'
Waiter: 'sorry sir the 'p's a mistake it should be 'r'.
Man: 'ok, I'll have the chicken arseholes then'

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

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