WAYNE Rooney has been sentenced to 100 gruelling hours of supporting Everton.
After he was found guilty of drink driving, Judge Mary Fisher said that she felt it was in the public interest for her to impose the strongest possible sentence on the former England striker.
Judge Fisher said: “If I didn’t want to make an example, I might have just sentenced you to support Stoke City for a match or maybe Fulham for an away game in the North.
“But as it is, you will have to spend the next 100 hours watching Everton struggle in the Europa League whilst screaming at the TV screen, ‘Why the phüuuuuçk didn’t we buy a new striker?’
“I think it is fair to say that supporting Everton is the grimmest and most fruitless task known to man."
Representing Rooney, Martin Bishop QC added: “It’s a good thing he didn’t crash the car. Then he might have been sentenced to supporting West Ham, which should really come under the bracket of ‘cruel and unusual punishment.’"
Not mine, but made me laugh. Sorry Bluenoses but hope you can see the funny side as well
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/rooney-sentenced-to-100-hours-of-supporting-everton-20170919136040
Rooney Sentenced 100 Hrs Supporting Everton
posted on 19/9/17
Thats very bad, not funny whatsoever
posted on 19/9/17
P,s I one starred this trash
posted on 19/9/17
tough crowd.
posted on 19/9/17
Good one spat my tea out
posted on 19/9/17
barsteart should of been made to pick litter up in the city centre with high viz jacket on ,no hat so the wind could gush under the fancy weave of his
posted on 19/9/17
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posted on 19/9/17
comment by Juan Matador (U17834)
posted 1 hour, 43 minutes ago
In fact, this is so bad I think I caught aids by reading it.
If it genuinely made you laugh I suggest you have a check up at the Docs to see if you're a simpleton or not.
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He does support Liverpool
posted on 19/9/17
comment by Juan Matador (U17834)
posted 2 hours, 20 minutes ago
In fact, this is so bad I think I caught aids by reading it.
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Na, you caught aids by bumming a monkey. https://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/367071
posted on 19/9/17
comment by Juan Matador (U17834)
posted 2 hours, 26 minutes ago
In fact, this is so bad I think I caught aids by reading it.
If it genuinely made you laugh I suggest you have a check up at the Docs to see if you're a simpleton or not.
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I see someone's having a good day.
posted on 19/9/17
the onion is still consistently good