Heads up guys - new weather warning

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 4 minutes ago



Safe journey anyway Duke.

Women Of The House shopping sauna schit that would be the end of me.

Me and my youngest boay have an empty.





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Behave then

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 56 seconds ago
comment by JukeboxJunkie - It is what it is (U10162)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 15 minutes ago
That's like some encrypted MI6 communication.


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The bird flies south in the winter of discontent.
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East
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Russian spy!

Juke

<The bird flies south in the winter of discontent.>



At school we were all into Hannay and TE Lawrence Empire Spy schit.

Mates and me did the code-phrase stuff that we thought was so cool

Staff must have thought buncha weepriks.

My call sign was 'The Eagles Are Flying High Over Serbia'.

My cousin is on his second marriage to a Russian, well technically his first was Ukrainian.

Anyhoo, the second one is.. erm.. quirky. She reminds me of the corpse bride from that film, skinny and has the same mannerisms. She a really nice lass but I love winding my cousin up that she's a spy as she's an art historian and he was just a squaddie when he met her.

She's always disappearing to Costa for a coffee so naturally that's where she meets her handler. Surprised my cousin hasn't belted me yet 😂

Whenever me or my pals scored some dope, drink, or anything else, we'd text or call the other with 'the eagle has landed, 😂

We should maybe all tippex the word 'eagle' outa our secret stuff.

The guys who unlock wee Glasgow neds' phones get most back on

by using 1690, 1888, 1916 etc as key words.

My mate here in Tucson is married to a Ukrainian, she is feckin nuts, Pro Russian Ukrainian. She teaches Chinese kids on the net Through live video English, but my mate has always got to leave the house when she does it.

Ain’t said to him yet, but she is a Commie feckin spy

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