Oh Dear

I'm not sure how many senses you have left...but clearly your ears and eyes have left the building.

You've probably never read an autobiography, or understood what all the words mean.

Form a bigger picture, outside of East Midlsnds News perhaps? Biting the television to pick up the vibrations, probably the same technique you use on the wife...someone no doubt helps you with your musings.

Randall's statement is probably lost on you also.

View...I'd love to add more substance, but their is only so much time in the day. Plus, the Lost Boy's clearly far too giddy. He laughs at everything he doesn't understand.

He reminds me of Nakata, but at least he could talk to cats.

Oh dear!

...can you type this for me?

Match day tmrw boys. What's the forecast?

https://t.co/OgClhvqaFx

I'm sure you read this. Cracking read!

Morninchile reads the Daily Mail (when he’s not reading autobiographies).

And they all blamed Billie. You can understand now why he didn't seem excited about promotion, he didn't expect to still be there.

In your mind (Lost Boy) I'm probably sat in my pants reading it from cover to cover. I'm quite hairy if that floats your boat. Grrrrr!

Oh the magic of google when you type in 'Nottingham Forest'. Probably top of your search list I'd imagine.

Oh, our Match Thread is up. I'm sure you'll pop by later. Just can't help yourself eh...

An online newspaper doesn’t have covers, surely?

Autobiographies though, they have covers. I pircture you gazing fondly at your massive collection of autobiographies. How many autobiographies have you read, Morninchile? I bet it’s loads and loads.

A few, but not that many. Maybe 20-30 max? They get a bit repetitive after a while. Mostly drug dealers and musicians. Although Cloughies and a few football hooligans / gangsters. Mainly in my youth, I found it interesting at the time.

My favourite authors are all a bit cliche I'd guess. Amis, Marquez and Murakami. But I've not read a lot. Four figures, but definitely not five.

I do read a lot, but I spend more time writing these days. I should read more, but you have to pay the bills right?

Oh and quite correct, an online paper doesn't have covers. It was how i imagined you, imagining me. A picture of a picture so to speak.

I don't collect books. I give most away, what's the point in collecting them? Might as well share the knowledge. I've probably kept 30? But more for the memories associated with them.

I do collect vinyl though, not the flooring though, the round things that look like a cut in half tree.

Hence the reference to Kafka on the Shore earlier.

Well, I’m sure I’m very impressed. Very impressed indeed. I still think that Love in the Time of Cholera was eclipsed by when Marquez knocked out Manny Pacquiao though.