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mirror

So lads sitting last night watching the golf when smash, a mirror that had been up above the fireplace came crashing down off the wall.
I spotted it out of corner of my eye so no third heart attack ha, but my lassie donna pure kakked it. She then says, haw da that's meant to mean a death is going to occur in the family
Wee superstitious bassa, I the one with the health issues, cheer me up why don't you ha

posted on 9/4/18

That has to go down as the most painful thing ever that can be done to a man.

I’m fwcking certain there are more humane methods and it’s meant to teach you a lesson.

Bastirts.

comment by NNH (U10730)

posted on 9/4/18

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic 🐍 (U5291)




posted 3 minutes ago



I go for a check every time I start a relationship. It's unpleasant but I know I can blame her if I catch anything






All good pointy, he doesn't remember last month

posted on 9/4/18

comment by Curly πŸ’© - I'm mumpsimus and I know it.' (except on a Wednesday, that is my obstreperous day ) - ITS JIST A BIG CLIQUE N'AT (U1103)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(Why is he still in a job?) (U1850)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 1 minute ago
Don't put umbrellas up indoors
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Try telling the STI clinic that.
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One of the most uncomfortable moments of my life.
Wummin doctor at Black St
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I have a mat who would end up there twice a month, the wee receptionist ended up saying “just your usual billy” πŸ˜‚

It is wouldnt surprise me if he had a suite named after him now


You really should stop stepping all over him

posted on 9/4/18

comment by I am just McCann these days, Unless I am pumpi... (U21454)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Curly πŸ’© - I'm mumpsimus and I know it.' (except on a Wednesday, that is my obstreperous day) - ITS JIST A BIG CLIQUE N'AT (U1103)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Zachsda(Why is he still in a job?) (U1850)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
posted 1 minute ago
Don't put umbrellas up indoors
—-
Try telling the STI clinic that.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
One of the most uncomfortable moments of my life.
Wummin doctor at Black St
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I have a mat who would end up there twice a month, the wee receptionist ended up saying “just your usual billy” πŸ˜‚

It is wouldnt surprise me if he had a suite named after him now


You really should stop stepping all over him
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At least he gives a nice welcome.

posted on 9/4/18

comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 4 minutes ago
That has to go down as the most painful thing ever that can be done to a man.

I’m fwcking certain there are more humane methods and it’s meant to teach you a lesson.

Bastirts.
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In saying that, had you happened to be a gynaecologist would you say.
" Keep yer knickers on Kylie we have less invasive methods available"
or would you put her uinder and party

posted on 9/4/18

comment by Zachsda(Why is he still in a job?) (U1850)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 4 minutes ago
That has to go down as the most painful thing ever that can be done to a man.

I’m fwcking certain there are more humane methods and it’s meant to teach you a lesson.

Bastirts.
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In saying that, had you happened to be a gynaecologist would you say.
" Keep yer knickers on Kylie we have less invasive methods available"
or would you put her uinder and party
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There was no room for a party in my wee man when they shoved that brolly down its gullet I can tell you

posted on 9/4/18

Re the mirror situation, my wife just got a call to say her cousin passed away, might no be pash superstition after allπŸ™„

posted on 9/4/18

comment by puyolsnohadahaircut (U6410)
posted 8 seconds ago
Re the mirror situation, my wife just got a call to say her cousin passed away, might no be pash superstition after allπŸ™„
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Where's that hammer

comment by Silver (U6112)

posted on 9/4/18

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 7 hours, 15 minutes ago
Scampi?
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That and the long goose twine

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