True Golf Buddy
A guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30 PM after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his friend sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a fcking mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I'm completely exhausted! I didn't get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my fcking pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the fck did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you stupid asshole?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married"
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A wee joke
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Have you seen the Daniel Sloss "Jigsaw" sketch? I'd recommend it.
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comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted on 17/10/18
Woman spots an African grey on gumtree and phones the seller straight away.
Hi,can you tell me his background and why your selling him so cheap?
He was raised in a brothal and he says alot of naughty words.
Thats ok I`ll take him off your hands! Parrot gets to his new house and is happy as can be.
Ohhh new cage.
Weans come in ohhh new friends.
Mum comes in Helloooo new owner.
Hubby comes in from work! Hello Dave long time no see.
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