I have just had word from my Santa's Workshop insider about the order being prepped for the United JA606 Board.
Dispatch note reads as follows:
1 x Luke Shaw bedspread. King size. Matching pillows and eyemask.
Ship to: Baz tard.
1 x Football shirt selection box - maximum glory edition - Real Madrid, Barcelona, PSG, City, Bayern Munich and more!
Ship to: United We Win.
1 x Ultimate disguise kit - fake plastic nose and glasses.
Ship to: RedDevilsDouble.
1 x Mirror with personalised inscription 'Learn to debate with the best'
Ship to: Winston.
1 x Annual subscription to www.LadyFishofBangkok.xxx.
Ship to: BrightDave.
1 x 'Hands off my balls, you bed wetting cretin' golf bag towel.
Ship to: VC.
1 x Manchester United season review flip book with accompanying gramophone record - 1906/07.
Ship to: mu52
Anyone else heard any leaks from the workshop?
United board: What's in Santa's sack?
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Yes please dave. Been meaning to take a trip over there to uh..see the sights.
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comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
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1 x Luke Shaw bedspread. King size. Matching pillows and eyemask.
Ship to: Baz tard.
Rosso, that's a greatbecause you can kill two birds with one stone. MUDd will enjoy it just as much when they're spooning.
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Shhh no one is meant to know about that!
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Raising the first festive glass of port to you fellas
Merry Xmas!
posted on 24/12/18
Merry Christmas Rosso. Merry Christmas all. Just rolled in from local, kids just tucked into bed. Feeling festive. Ready to do the dad Santa thing. Good times.
And yes, I am slightly drunk.
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Merry christmas dudes!
posted on 24/12/18
Merry Christmas guys.
Slightly drunk here but hoping all of you have a great Christmas and New Year.