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Reasons you don't want Liverpool

To win the League.

5* - To see those sweet sea of tears
4* - A smug Pool fan is an unbearable Pool fan
3* - Jurgen Flopp
2* - City should be stomping the league
1* - Other Bantz

posted on 4/1/19

comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by CutMeAndIBleedRed (U7593)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)
posted 2 hours, 22 minutes ago
comment by CutMeAndIBleedRed (U7593)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)

They are the clubs of the sheeple, a whole subset that lack imagination and originality.

Usually come with a Home Counties accent despite pretending to be Northern. Hate Eastenders but love Hollyoaks. They are either your boss or they tongue scrub your bosses behind on an hourly basis. They usually cycle to work annoying slow, not allowing cars to overtake. They boast about how healthy their lunch is like I give a flying fuq. They go running on Xmas day morning and make sure to spend all of January telling you about it. Boring boring people.

Their only saving grace is that they are not Gooners
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Wow - that is a big chip!!!

You seem to be under this strange illusion that most Liverpool and United fans come from the Home Counties - you don’t seem to quite understand how wide spread our fan bases are, or do you think the Home Counties populate the whole world?!

I’m not from the Home Counties, unfortunately where I live there isn’t a top flight team for miles, so the only football I saw was on TV and involved the top flight - hence me supporting a team no where near where I live, who happened to create my love of football (the actual game not the rubbish drivel you lot spout on here!) by playing amazing football.

I also no follow all my local lower division teams, which I bet also makes your blood boil for some unfathomable reason. Good luck to you though - I have no ill feeling to you or your club - why would I, it’s football?!!
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I bet you recycle your waste, floss after every meal and remind people when the clocks change.
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Of course (only idiots don’t), nope, not at all!

My turn - I bet you vote Tory.

posted on 4/1/19

I wouldn't mind Liverpool winning it at all, quite like it in fact. If Arsenal aren't winning it, I'd take them ahead of most others.

posted on 4/1/19

comment by 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆��... (U18355)
posted 2 hours, 46 minutes ago
comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 8 minutes ago
I really want Liverpool to win it. The thought of how upset it will make so many salty blokes is truly great
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Wtf?! Shocking comment, not what I expected of you
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Scruttocks,
Now we have the Trophy Queen criticizing a comment from someone else. How ironic that the most ignorant and rude individual on JA606 should be this thin skinned!

posted on 4/1/19

Was this StrikeTeam chap previously Ace? Very similar. Quite funny in the OTT tough guy stuff.

posted on 4/1/19

comment by CutMeAndIBleedRed (U7593)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by CutMeAndIBleedRed (U7593)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)
posted 2 hours, 22 minutes ago
comment by CutMeAndIBleedRed (U7593)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)

They are the clubs of the sheeple, a whole subset that lack imagination and originality.

Usually come with a Home Counties accent despite pretending to be Northern. Hate Eastenders but love Hollyoaks. They are either your boss or they tongue scrub your bosses behind on an hourly basis. They usually cycle to work annoying slow, not allowing cars to overtake. They boast about how healthy their lunch is like I give a flying fuq. They go running on Xmas day morning and make sure to spend all of January telling you about it. Boring boring people.

Their only saving grace is that they are not Gooners
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Wow - that is a big chip!!!

You seem to be under this strange illusion that most Liverpool and United fans come from the Home Counties - you don’t seem to quite understand how wide spread our fan bases are, or do you think the Home Counties populate the whole world?!

I’m not from the Home Counties, unfortunately where I live there isn’t a top flight team for miles, so the only football I saw was on TV and involved the top flight - hence me supporting a team no where near where I live, who happened to create my love of football (the actual game not the rubbish drivel you lot spout on here!) by playing amazing football.

I also no follow all my local lower division teams, which I bet also makes your blood boil for some unfathomable reason. Good luck to you though - I have no ill feeling to you or your club - why would I, it’s football?!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I bet you recycle your waste, floss after every meal and remind people when the clocks change.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Of course (only idiots don’t), nope, not at all!

My turn - I bet you vote Tory.
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I bet you waste your vote on no hopers like the monster raving looney party, the Green Party or Labour

posted on 4/1/19

comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)
posted 1 hour, 29 minutes ago
comment by CutMeAndIBleedRed (U7593)
posted 56 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by CutMeAndIBleedRed (U7593)
posted 26 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)
posted 2 hours, 22 minutes ago
comment by CutMeAndIBleedRed (U7593)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 (U18109)

They are the clubs of the sheeple, a whole subset that lack imagination and originality.

Usually come with a Home Counties accent despite pretending to be Northern. Hate Eastenders but love Hollyoaks. They are either your boss or they tongue scrub your bosses behind on an hourly basis. They usually cycle to work annoying slow, not allowing cars to overtake. They boast about how healthy their lunch is like I give a flying fuq. They go running on Xmas day morning and make sure to spend all of January telling you about it. Boring boring people.

Their only saving grace is that they are not Gooners
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Wow - that is a big chip!!!

You seem to be under this strange illusion that most Liverpool and United fans come from the Home Counties - you don’t seem to quite understand how wide spread our fan bases are, or do you think the Home Counties populate the whole world?!

I’m not from the Home Counties, unfortunately where I live there isn’t a top flight team for miles, so the only football I saw was on TV and involved the top flight - hence me supporting a team no where near where I live, who happened to create my love of football (the actual game not the rubbish drivel you lot spout on here!) by playing amazing football.

I also no follow all my local lower division teams, which I bet also makes your blood boil for some unfathomable reason. Good luck to you though - I have no ill feeling to you or your club - why would I, it’s football?!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I bet you recycle your waste, floss after every meal and remind people when the clocks change.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Of course (only idiots don’t), nope, not at all!

My turn - I bet you vote Tory.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I bet you waste your vote on no hopers like the monster raving looney party, the Green Party or Labour
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As I thought - Tory boy 😂

posted on 4/1/19

Actually it woudnt bother me if Liverpool won the league.
I always remember 26 05 1989.

Liverpool have not done anything against Arsenal to match that glorious night despite many victories against them.

comment by Verse (U20361)

posted on 5/1/19

I want Liverpool to win the league than Man City.

posted on 5/1/19

comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 18 hours, 33 minutes ago
comment by 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 (U18355)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 8 minutes ago
I really want Liverpool to win it. The thought of how upset it will make so many salty blokes is truly great
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Wtf?! Shocking comment, not what I expected of you
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Your reaction will bring me so much enjoyment
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fack offffff

posted on 5/1/19

comment by 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆��... (U18355)
posted 7 hours, 58 minutes ago
comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 18 hours, 33 minutes ago
comment by 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 (U18355)
posted 20 minutes ago
comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 8 minutes ago
I really want Liverpool to win it. The thought of how upset it will make so many salty blokes is truly great
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Wtf?! Shocking comment, not what I expected of you
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Your reaction will bring me so much enjoyment
----------------------------------------------------------------------
fack offffff
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Yet another in-depth and intellectually abysmal comment from the Trophy Queen. What a piece of work he/she is!

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