"Roses are red Bluebells are blue I`m top of the predictor how about you? "
Anyone else a sucker for Valentines day? Not this old fool! Been together 30 year,married 23 of them years but still need to buy a card,meal,flowers..bawlux!
A telt you hen,I love you and thats enough! Now take this £100 and get your foglights fixed.
If it wasn`t for some ejit smashing them during the week,aw you would have got was morning doll,stick the kettle on!
Treat them mean keep them kean eh! So chaps whats your plans for today if any?
Old Romantic.....
posted on 14/2/19
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comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 37 minutes ago
Sad amount of casual misogyny in here.
No wonder LMC left.
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She didn't leave.
She's locked in my basement.
posted on 14/2/19
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 39 minutes ago
Card, fluffy toy (yes I know) and Hotel Chocolate stuff left on her pillow at 6am.
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Umm... if her head wasn't on her own pillow at 6am, then whose pillow was she sleeping on?
Although it does sound like she'll be getting two cards this year
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One up the front, one up the back.
Oh, sorry, CARDS?
It’s a brave man who talks about his wife on here.
posted on 14/2/19
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/business-47200686
Speaking of dirty cows.
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posted on 14/2/19
Has anyone seen the Southampton twitter page for valentines day?
You know when the manager scribbles on a piece of paper and its passed on to the pitch to get the message across.
Stuart Armstrongs reading it,says someone likes you and your hair is fine,he keeps reading it thinking wtf
posted on 14/2/19
https://twitter.com/i/status/1095955177121689601
posted on 14/2/19
Quality
posted on 14/2/19
7 years to the day from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkftoK8UNvg
posted on 14/2/19
comment by timmy (U14278)
posted 1 hour, 55 minutes ago
7 years to the day from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkftoK8UNvg
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