Valencia v Celtic - Live

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comment by Zachsda(Thugs, on and off the park) (U1850)
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Anyhoo what about the fookin olympics going to have break dancing in it
We are trying to put a team together
I have a roll of lino
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I’m told that you like to embrace the floor particularly at nights out

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comment by Zachsda(Thugs, on and off the park) (U1850)
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comment by Zachsda(Thugs, on and off the park) (U1850)
posted less than a minute ago
Anyhoo what about the fookin olympics going to have break dancing in it
We are trying to put a team together
I have a roll of lino
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I’m told that you like to embrace the floor particularly at nights out
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you’ll be embracing the floor
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I like neck jokes

comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 1 minute ago
I like neck jokes
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So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: “so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down” and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I’m just messin with u she’s DEAD!"

comment by Miller (U9310)
posted 8 minutes ago
I like neck jokes
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A married man decided to work late to be with his saxy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had great sax for two hours.Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck.He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal.Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!""wow, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse."Look what he did to my tat s!"

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You dog lovers are weird

Much as the game was more palatable than expected I did have chuckle at some of the comments on individual performances.on twitter.

I particularly like this to sum up the ball control "abilities" of Oliver Burke.

https://twitter.com/90MinuteCynic/status/1098663530864263168

To be fair the horse had control for 3 touches and not 1 so probably doing the horse a disservice.