Surprised there hasn't been an article on this on the opening day of this prestigious event. I'd hate to think we weren't giving it the respect it's due simply because of the gender (or gender choice) of some of the mums, wives and girlfriends who want to mess about with a lighter football for a bit.
So France Vs Korea tonight. What are people's thoughts? The heavier-breasted and muskier bookies' favourite in the more hirsute French team, or the slim and boyish Korean under...dogs? All giggling behind hands and big trainers.
You'd feel like a bit of a peeedo, really, wouldn't you. Still would though.
Norway Vs Nigeria is a mouth-watering prospect for the 'football' purist: the Norwegian Valkyries up against the wild, untamable, dusky beauty of the Nigerian 'footballers'. Armoured breastplate versus them swinging free in a river. Pure, beautiful, interracial 'football'.
Who'd get your tip? Any 'shockers' you can imagine? And if any of the referees are male, what exactly are they reaching into their pocket for?
Wimmen's World Cup
posted on 7/6/19
Should make it a rule that any cant can save.
posted on 7/6/19
I hope they pull their socks tight up past their knees
You know ....just to help
posted on 7/6/19
Where’s the match thread?
‘Throw in’
‘Throw in’
‘And that’s another throw in’
‘Oh, she keeps it in! She keeps it in! And now she’s...oh. Throw in.’
posted on 7/6/19
Koreans will be in the dog house.
posted on 7/6/19
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 47 minutes ago
Where’s the match thread?
‘Throw in’
‘Throw in’
‘And that’s another throw in’
‘Oh, she keeps it in! She keeps it in! And now she’s...oh. Throw in.’
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Like I'm there
posted on 7/6/19
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 47 minutes ago
Where’s the match thread?
‘Throw in’
‘Throw in’
‘And that’s another throw in’
‘Oh, she keeps it in! She keeps it in! And now she’s...oh. Throw in.’
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' and that's a wonderful toebash out the park'
posted on 8/6/19
Its the womens world cup So why is every team team name "Country women" FFS of course its feckin women
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/womens-world-cup/scores-fixtures/2019-06-09
posted on 8/6/19
comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 6 hours, 18 minutes ago
Its the womens world cupSo why is every team team name "Country women" FFS of course its feckin women
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/womens-world-cup/scores-fixtures/2019-06-09
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I think it's for archival purposes, so in the future when you're looking up scores in the future you don't get confused: "Since when the hell did Brazil lose 6-3 to Jamaica with 3 own goals by the keeper?"
posted on 8/6/19
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posted on 8/6/19
I think the first most obvious change would be to have smaller goals. Even that wouldn't go far enough. They should have a door on the front. And still that wouldn't go far enough as there should be some sort of heat behind the door and then that should solve the issue the keeper has so she can properly do her job of cooking my dinner.