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What's the odds

Just back from a saunter down ayr beach with the better half. Now at a guess I would say it's around a mile and half long.
Sitting on the beach wall a women, 2 weans and guy with a dug ambles by.
Dug stops, digs it's heels in right in front of us and proceeds to deposit a huge runny toli.
It was pure honking as well
Don't get that on the picture postcards.
Come to ayr
It's lovely and bright
Sit on shore wall
Watch a dig dae a sh.te

posted on 16/7/19

The sea will wash it away when the tide comes in

posted on 16/7/19

comment by Pineapple Chunks (U1449)
posted 21 minutes ago
The sea will wash it away when the tide comes in
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But the "chunks" might float.

posted on 16/7/19

comment by son of quebec (U8127)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Pineapple Chunks (U1449)
posted 21 minutes ago
The sea will wash it away when the tide comes in
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But the "chunks" might float.
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Chunks in brine......Mmmmmmmm

posted on 16/7/19

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posted on 16/7/19

What’s the odds on a dog doing a sh!t while it’s oustside?!

I doubt you’d get long odds on that one mate.

posted on 16/7/19

My three sheite anywhere and everywhere, at any given time I have approx a dozen wee bags on me, proper watery ones, they get dingied, every other one gets removed, 90% get removed 😂👏

posted on 16/7/19

Some threads are better than others

What about the right back

What about KT

This is much more like it

posted on 17/7/19

Dog p0oo stories on football forum... Loving it.

I saw a dog do a dump recently, then proceed to eat it!! Then it was running round licking folk!

posted on 17/7/19

Why did you eat dog schite?

posted on 17/7/19

Bears will eat anything. They're like The Blob.

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