JFK v Curly

Wife using my airbook last week so I dug out a miniPad not used in a

while, charged it up & it defaulted to last page.

JA from a couple years back.

Usual Indy/Brex krap - 2 said posters ignored the topic.

But had a partner punch up of the highest order fvkin hilarious.


I attach an abridged version.

<<C. Even though I am not resident in UK I still pay more taxes than most young Kenneth
JFK. naw ye don't.
Aye ah dae
I asked ma pal at HMRC and he says ye don't
Look at wee tiny baws kiddin on he has a mate
just asked yer mrs, she says u don't as well pure naked snapchatting me giving it "disnae honest"
Your burd will have more knowledge of my private finances than Mrs Curly
Saying that, yer burd has mair intimate knowledge of my private parts than Mrs Curly anaw
your bird gets me to dress up as mr sheen an polish the table wae her diddies.
Your burd gets me to dress up as the Michelin Man so she disnae feel too plump
yer bird drives the school bus and gets poked aff the janny
yer burd drives the janny up the wa" by getting poked aff the entire school bus
yer bird washes her pits wae a tin a spam
Yer burd takes her grunter tae Tesco car wash for a scrub and gets charged the same rate as a hummer (pun intended)
yer birds called bertha n her erse has a cape
yer burds called faslane and her erse han an 18 ton steel door
yer birds no allowed on rollercoasters till she puts her pants back oan
yer burd charges herself oot as a bouncy castle and make mair cash than Alton Towers
yer bird sells her knickers as parachutes
yer burd bought the entire stock of parachutes fae the RAF and stitched them together for one pair of knickers
Yer burd invented "pin the tail on the donkey" the day she learned tae wipe her erse
yer birds looks like mr blobby and gets moiff watching noels house party.
Yer burd disnae watch the telly cos she can only watch it standing up and needs an oxygen mask
yer bird went on tipping point and fell oor.
yer bird needs airlifted tae change he knickers.
yer burd went commando and inspired the film set for Lord of The Rings
yer birds goat 8 nipples.
yer burds wan nipple can feed 8 goats
yer burds got less chance of getting impregnated than tian tian the panda
yer bird swam wae dolphins and goat harpooned.
yer birds muff is a first bus route.
yer burd paddled up to her ankles in the sea at Largs and caused a tsunami in Indonesia
the holocaust is named efter yer bird
yer burd caused global warming with the friction created by her fat folds
yer burd swallows mair fluids than moby d1kk
yer bird ate red rum
yer burd hid lord lucan in her belly button
yer birds got a parking space at aldi
when yer bird wears black people shout taxi
yer bird pays mair taxes cause shes 3 people >>