Nev's Monday's Perez

What is cooing Bovril? A special gravy based drinks for pigeons?

Can you give us a summary of your phone in verbatim Nev for those of us that won’t get the pleasure of listening?

Ps. Perez is rubbish, end of. Waste of £30m 🙃😉

"Cooing bovril " comes from a Jasper Carrot sketch,where his mate is standing in amongst hundreds of Man utd fans at the cafes at half time and say in a load Brumy accent they are crpp they havn't got any cooing bovril

And miracle upon miracle, Birmingham scored and I whispered yep 😂
You could see the Birmingham fan hanging from the old Trafford stand by his scarf 🤣

comment by Nevsaysagoal2city (U5194)
posted 1 hour, 13 minutes ago
"Cooing bovril " comes from a Jasper Carrot sketch,where his mate is standing in amongst hundreds of Man utd fans at the cafes at half time and say in a load Brumy accent they are crpp they havn't got any cooing bovril


----------------------------------------------------------------------

I feel such I fool. Wonder what Jasper is up to these days. Also wonder what his parents were on when they called him Jasper...


... (yes I know that’s not his real name!)

You think "Jasper" would be the problem part of that name?

sitting in the sunshine playing with his Golden Balls

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Well we all make mistakes, said the darlek climbing down from the dustbin
😁

comment by Merseysidefox (U4842)
posted 3 hours, 26 minutes ago

Also wonder what his parents were on when they called him Jasper...
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Camberwell Carrot perhaps?

I seem to recall that sketch, wasn't it based on him and his mate sitting amongst 'United Neaderthals'. He also apologised for Birmingham doing something unusual, ie scoring which caused an issue. I think the highlight was actually 'they ain't got no cowing Bovril', whatever that verb means in Brummie speak - I dread to think!